Friday, May 17, 2013

What is the matter?


         Mr. Josepfh, you have a terrible flu, firstly you have to stay all the time on hot places because those viruses of the flu are more terrible on cold places, second take Oscillococcinium, this medicine going to kill those viruses, do not eat garlic, onion or oregano oil because those natural antibiotics cause only stomachache and headache, only bad problems, do not eat salt, of any kind, if this happen you should come here and I going to give you an injection, but the injection costs €123,45. You shouldn’t eat chocolate, lemon or strawberry because chocolate have a lots of sugar and lemon and strawberry has lots of acid, do not eat sugar because your pressure are going to go up and going to have problems with your heart, but you can eat brown sugar eat a lots of acerola and caju because those fruits have a lots of vitamin C, exercise a lot, run in the park, on street, around your house four times per week because its going to be good for your health and for your social life.